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Trump is Despicable, So That’s Why We Need Him

Have you ever wondered why America elected “dirty Donny” and his despicable band of dastardly dimwits? As incredible as it can first sound, maybe there was a good reason in the great scheme of things. I know it’s hard to see such a reason when he excretes his daily dose of malevolence, blame, and stupidity. Yet, a week before he was elected in 2016, I had the good fortune to be given a mystical vision that he’d be elected — and that it was part of a bigger cosmic plan. This vision has helped me to stay sane and hopeful despite the daily barrage of depressing news. By sharing the details of this vision, perhaps you, too, can benefit from seeing his presidency from a new perspective.

It all started a week before the 2016 election when a friend offered to guide me on a “medicine journey.” In this case, this inward journey consisted of a massive dose of Magic Mushrooms, followed by a Ketamine chaser. Perhaps a “normal” dose of psilocybin mushrooms is 2 grams; my guide, a long time friend, suggested I take 10 grams. Then, once I was in hallucinatory heaven, she gave me a shot of the drug Ketamine — -just to put me over the top. At that point, I began “channeling” a being that seemed to know things about the future. I told my friend who was watching over me that, “Donald Trump will be elected next week, and it’ll be a good thing because it’s all part of the cosmic plan.” At the time, Trump was…